Quotation Explorer - 'David Letterman'

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. - David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. - David Letterman
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. - David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn's make a sudden move. - David Letterman
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman
Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group. - David Letterman
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. - David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. - David Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. - David Letterman
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! - David Letterman
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